What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 03:31

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Dr No
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger